Molly has been really into jokes lately, although her comedic timing leaves a bit to be desired. Here are two gems from this week:
Molly: "Hey mommy, what happened to the hippo who sat in the fireplace?"
Me: "What?"
Molly: "He BURNED HIS BUTT!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHHA!!!!!!"
Tonight in the bath tub:
Molly: "Mommy, what kind of DOG eats CASHEW NUTS?"
Me: (not realizing it's a joke) "well, I don't know...does Murphy?"
Molly: "A SWALLOW!!! Get it??!? Do you get it??! a SWALLOW!!!! HA HA AH AH AH AH AHAH AHA HA AH AH !!!!!"
I asked her if maybe she meant what kind of BIRD? And she said "NO, it's a DOG!" and I said "do you know why that joke is funny??" and she said "cause MOMMY, dogs don't EAT CASHEWS!!! HA HA HA AH AHA HA AH AHA HA AHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
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Ah, our Molly - a comedienne in the making!
Okay, so seriously, I LOVE her jokes. The swallow one is hilarious in particular. I'm impressed she's patient enough with your OBVIOUS lack of undertsanding of truly good humor :)
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