Don't Quit Your Day Job.

Molly has been really into jokes lately, although her comedic timing leaves a bit to be desired. Here are two gems from this week:

Molly: "Hey mommy, what happened to the hippo who sat in the fireplace?"

Me: "What?"

Molly: "He BURNED HIS BUTT!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHHA!!!!!!"




Tonight in the bath tub:

Molly: "Mommy, what kind of DOG eats CASHEW NUTS?"

Me: (not realizing it's a joke) "well, I don't know...does Murphy?"

Molly: "A SWALLOW!!! Get it??!? Do you get it??! a SWALLOW!!!! HA HA AH AH AH AH AHAH AHA HA AH AH !!!!!"


I asked her if maybe she meant what kind of BIRD? And she said "NO, it's a DOG!" and I said "do you know why that joke is funny??" and she said "cause MOMMY, dogs don't EAT CASHEWS!!! HA HA HA AH AHA HA AH AHA HA AHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!"